Everyone gets laid.

xavimagallanes:

I think there needs to be a day where everyone gets laid. No mater what. Obviously no raping and stupid shit. Just a day where everyone calms the fuck down and gets laid. Could you imagine the world? Everyone would be some much more fucking chill.  

This is why I love Eddie. 

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groovymuttations:

“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on

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• friend: there's a life outside the internet
• me: link me

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like during hamlet i was all attractive and dated a college boy and had a ton of friends and now i’m all unattractive and the only person i like is cody because he’s the sweetest and no one likes me.

times have changed

but like, at least i got cody out of all of it

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why wear pants when you can just not wear pants

(Source: grapfruit, via cosmicsins)

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